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Last night I went to a cricket game down at the Gabba. The Gabba is their stadium for cricket and AFL (Australian Football league). It is about a mile from my house so we walked down to watch the game. It was Meribeth, me, Luke, and Lukes brother in law, which I forgot his name. Luke is one of our cop friends we met through Brewster. He pre-ordered tickets so we walked down to go pick them up. Well I guess they didn't expect so many people to show up so they just opened the gates and let everyone in for free! So we felt pretty stupid being the ones that bought tickets. Could you imagine in America, the stadium say oh tehre's too many people here we'll just let them all in for free. haha crazy world over here.
Anyway, the game we went to was called a 20/20 game. Which means 20 turnovers. It gets kind of tricky but I'll do my best to explain. A turnover is 6 pitches. So when a bowler pitches six pitches then the turnover is over. There are two hitters one on each side and they take turns hitting. There are 2 innings, and an inning counts as one team batting. So in baseball terms one of their innings = half of a baseball inning. They either get 20 turnovers or 11 outs. It's pretty hard to get an out so usually the turnovers come first. The score of the game was 174 to 143. Queensland won. There are a lot more rules but I only learned them last night so I won't be able to explain them very well.
It was pretty fun to watch. A lot more exciting then I thought it would be. They have cricket games that are 20/20 games that last about 3 hours, 50/50 games which last like 8 hours, and then they have test matches that last 5 days! The games that last 5 days are like watching paint dry! It's awful.
All in all it was a fun time, there were lots of people and the 20/20 games are pretty fast paced.

Most of you know what Meribeth and I spent New Years in Sydney this year.
We headed down there at 6 in the morning on December 3oth. Our friend Brewster was kind enough (as always) to take us to the airport at 4:30 in the morning so we could jump on a plane. The airport in Australia is super easy. They barely check you at all. I had change and all kinds of stuff in my pocket and I went right through the metal detector. I think they might be just for show. But hey they don't carry guns like they think every person in America does so maybe fake metal detectors is all they need. Anybody can go up to the gate like the good ol' days and wait for their family members to get off the plane.
We arrived in Sydney at the domestic terminal and we had to make are way over to the international terminal to meet up with Debbie, Monica, and Rose. We decided the train would be the easiest way. by train I mean an underground BART type transportation. The train turned out to be $5.00 to go from terminal to terminal. What a rip off!! We couldnt believe it but hey what can you do?
Once we got to the international terminal we had to wait about an hour for them to get off their plane. We sat by the exit and decided to people watch. What a crazy mix of people you get in an international airport where people from all over the world are coming in to celebrate New Years. We decided to play pick the American and we called out when we saw one. And oh can you tell who is American. Haha! They are usually the ones that are all dressed up for the flight and have 3 bags each. There were tons of Asians everywhere, and a lot of people from Europe but we couldn't quite figure out who was from what country in Europe.
We finally met up with them and headed to the hotel. Rose and Debbie were worried about having a few extra people in the hotel so Meribeth and I decided to go to the 3rd floor and just wait for them. We got into the elevator and picked floor 3 and nothing happened. Well apparently you need a key to use the elevator. We couldn't get out and we couldn't go anywhere, so we had to sit and wait until someone used the elevator. We got to about the 10th floor and all we could do was get out. Now what? Well we got back in the elevator and waited for someone else to use the elevator. We got to floor 12 and a cleaning lady was there. We just stayed in the elevator and she didn't get in. So we waited agian. She pressed the button and the door opened again to the cleaning lady. We looked al ittle suspicious and we felt pretty stupid so we just said hi. She said where are you trying to go. She swiped her card and we were finally on our way to the 3rd floor. We got out and weren't quite sure where to go. A lady with a clip board was walking around so we got a little nervous. Guess they are pretty strict on only certain people being in the hallways, so we hid in a corner. We decided well lets try the elevator and get to the ground floor. We were waiting for the elevator and Monica popped out. Turns out the shuttle driver took us to the wrong hotel. Well that was a fun little elevator ride...
Debbie, Monica, and Rose took a taxi to the right one and Meribeth and I walked becausee we weren't going to fit in the taxi and we could use the walk.
Once we got to the hotel we settled into the room and walked down to the harbour. We decided to have a few drinks down at the Opera bar which is the bar right below the opera house. WE sat in the sun and talked to surrounding tourists. We met two girls from San Fransisco that were sitting right next to us so we talked with them for a while.
After that we went to the hotel to get cleaned up and we headed out to dinner. WE got lucky and ended up at a nice Italian restaraunt overlooking the harbour. It was beautiful. We were very lucky to get a reservation in and I think they messed up and gave us someone elses. The dinner was great! Monica, Meribeth and I decided to walk around for a little bit after that but Monica was exhausted from the flight and she kept getting mad that everyone was commenting on her horrible tan lines that she received earlier that day. One bouncer form a bar said wow you got burnt! Another bouncer said something else a few minutes later. I found it hilarious, but she did not... So we decided to turn in at about 11 p.m.
New Years Eve came around and Debbie and Rose got an early start out. Us girls decided to sleep a little longer and get ready later.
We finally decided to get up and get going around 10 and we got up and started drinking beer. We got dressed and ready and then Debbie and Rose came back and said we would be okay as long as we got to the harbour by about 3 p.m. So we kept drinking in the room.
We left the room at about noon and we headed next door to a little japanese restaraunt. Monica and I shared a chicken teriyaki (sp?) meal. We had to wait a ridiculously long time to get our meal and Rose got her meal like 10 minutes after we got there. She was almost finished with her meal before we got ours so she was pretty upset.
After lunch we walked down to the harbour to see what was going on. There were already thousands of people picking their spots and laying out their blankets for the long haul. Nobody was drinking, there were families out and man what a bunch of boring people. We were getting alittle worried because people were looking at us like we were nuts because we were having fun. We weren't drunk or anything, just excited to be there and nobody else was. Rose had bought us all horns to blow so we kept blowing the horns like crazy. Okay, so I could see how that could get a little annoying, but it's New Years Eve!
We decided to go to another bar and have a few more drinks. We went to a bar called the Oyster bar and had some drinks and some chips (french fries). Meribeth decided it was getting cold and she wanted to put some pants on so her and I went back to the room to put some pants on.
While we were there we decided to get out the camera and have a little photo shoot in the hotel. haha we got some funny pictures. We decided to walk back to where they were and start planning where we were going to be. Meribeth and I decided to take a little detour before we got back and we walked over to a different part of the harbour. Everyone was drinking outside and having a great time! We even got in a few horn fights with some of the other people around. Meribeth and I lost because we went up against like 10 people at a time. Man, I loved those horns.
Anyways, we stopped for some ice cream and headed back to the bar. We convinced them that the place we found was definitely the place to be. So we all headed over and picked a spot. It ended up being one of the best spots we could have found.
There were people everywhere! People were already pretty much standing shoulder to shoulder at around 4 p.m.
Meribeth, Mnonica, and I decided we would walk around for a bit and Debbie and Rose held our spot. We walked 15 feet and ran into 3 guys from New Zealand that were travelling around Australia in a Camper van for a year. We talked to them for awhile and then decided to walk around some more. We met people from everywhere. We returned to our spot and talked to the people around us. I mostly talked to a guy from Chicago that was there travelling. His next destination was Bangkok. We met three German guys that were working two hours west of Brisbane. I forgot what they were doing, but they were fun! We hung out with them for most of the night along with the New Zealand guys from earlier in the night.
The toilet lines were three miles long so it took us like 20 minutes to go to the bathroom.I think Meribeth cut the line a few times, and a couple of times we went to the guys bathroom, because everyone knows they have shorter lines.
From here the night gets a little fuzzy. We spent most of the night drinking in our spot, with the German guys, the New Zealand guys, and the guy from Chicago. The first set of fireworks came on at 9:00 and I can't really remember the particulars about those ones. We took picures, drank, and talked to the boys. Then at midnight the big fireworks came on.
The fireworks were coming from everywhere. They were over the opera house, over the bridge, over the buildings on the other side. There were about 5 different areas the fireworks were being shot off from. The bridge would light up with fireworks and then they would shoot fireworks to go up over the top of the bridge. It was absolutely amazing! Best fire work show I will probabably ever seen in my life and I probably missed a lot of it. Beer will do that to you. After the fireworks we talked to the New Zealand boys a little more and then I decided to walk away. I walked straight down over a 3ft wall and I soooo did not make the landing. There I was a million people clearing out of the harbour on a 4 ft wide sidewalk and I fall right in the middle of it. Then to "not draw attention" I just stay there and sit down for a minute. I remember really thinking that if I just sit down and play it off people will think I did it on purpose. haha what stupid thoughts go through your head when you're drinking.
Anyway, one of the German guys came to my rescue and helped me up. I decided it was time to lay down and have a little rest on the wall that I just fell off from.
After my rest we went to walk around the streets. Apparently, that is what the rest of the million people that were there did too because the streets were filled. The whole city was just one massive party. We walked over to a bunch of guys that were jumping around singing and chanting. I believe they were chanting the England national anthem or something. They were all English guys. One guy explained to me that they were all from Engalnd over here watching the Ashes match and they came down for New Years. I proceeded to tell them that they should stop doing what they are doing because England lost. haha good idea! The guy I was talking to didn't really appreciate that but he told me that England still has pride and they will still shout their anthem in the middle of the street on New years eve in Australia. Alright man whatever floats your boat.
At this point we are wandering the streets with the German guys, but I raced off to find a bathroom and we lost them. One of the New Zealand guys that Meribeth was hanging out with managed to keep up so it was Monica, Meribeth, um I think his name was James, and me. We were walking the streets altogether, and me thinking they were behind me keeps walking. Well they either stopped or weren't walking as fast because a couple minutes later I was all by myself.
And let me tell you I met every person on the street when I was walking by myself. Everyone wants to talk to the random American lost on the streets at 2 in the morning. Haha I know mom, not that smart, but it's over now so I can tell you.
I caught up with the girls and we sat on a curb and talked to a few more people before turning in.
The next morning we weren't feeling our best so it took us a few hours to get ready to go again. We finally got out of the room about noon and we took a ferry over to Manly beach. We did a little shopping, ate lunch, sat by the beach, and then headed back. It was time for Meribeth and I to head back and go to the airport.
We made it back to Brisbane in one peice, with the weekend of our lives now over.
It was so amazing and worth every penny!

In order to be here for 6 months I had to have some type of job. So after walking around with resumes to every store and restaraunt I could find, I landed a job at Tanja's cafe in Garden City. Garden City is a huge shopping mall, and in an outside courtyard there are some cafes, bars, and a movie theatre.
I am a waitress there and I work about 20-25 hours a week. I have to wear all black and little apron that goes from my waist to somewhere below my knees. The restaraunt serves all kinds of typical Australian/American food. They serve lots of seafood and typical things such as steaks, burgers, ,pastas, and gourmet pizzas. The place dodesn't look that great from the outside but man the food is good. To be honest I haven't found too many restaraunts where I like the food better.
A couple owns the place and they pretty much work 24 hours a day. They are an asian couple and they have lived everywhere. She is from China and he is from Singapore. He has travelled all over the world being a chef. They have lived in Sydney, New York, China, and I think maybe a few other places. That got to be too hard for them so about 2 years ago they bought this place called Tanja's.
The place is pretty well ran. It is always clean and well taken care of. there have been no horror stories of people spitting in food or dropping it on the floor and picking it back up. Even if the cake falls over on top of the cream next to it on the same plate they clean it up and usually replace the cake. So it's a nice clean place to eat.
The only annoying thing about it is you always always have to be doiing somthing. Sometimes when tehre is not one person in the restaraunt, there is just nothing to do. I can't tell you how many times I have swept around the outside tables. The people are awesome to work with. We have a few chefs. Julian, he is awesome, always nice and talkative. He was working my first night and he was so helpful when I kept making mistakes. Then there's Jason the owner. Damien-he is a 17 year old kid that is doing an apprenticeship with the place. That is what they do here when a kid gets out of school they can do apprenticeships with businesses. Sounds like it's as good as going to school. He is funny and keeps me entertained while we're working. He loves to give high fives. There are two new chefs Gary and um I can't remember the other guys name. Gary is fun, he is entertaining and always making jokes. The other guy doesn't talk much, I'm not sure how well he knows english. He is a super quick chef though. I can't believe how fast he gets food out.
We have a few people that are behind the bar making drinks. Monique-she is 19 and pretty much second in charge under the owners. She runs the place very well and does a great job. She's awesome to work with and someone I would definitely be friends with. There's Kate-she is 26 and going to school. She got back from travelling through England and Europe for a few years. She is finishing up school and working there. She is great. She's fun to work with and she understands that we're only tehre to make some extra cash and not there for a career. Meribeth, Monique, Kate and I have a great time when we work together. There's LB- he is leaving in a few days to go to another job. he is fun and very random. he will just start talking about something and you're like what? Where did that come from. He's great though. There are a lot more people we work with but those are just some favorites that I have. The rest are pretty much just waitresses and somewhat new.
A lot of people just come in and order coffee and geez is coffee complicated. There are Flat Whites, lattes, Iced Coffees, caramal lattes, Cappucinos, machiattos, and the list goes on. I just love the orders that are skinny decaff flat white in a mug. Give me a break people, just order water. there is no fat and no caffiene in that, have a glass of milk.
People are so nice and for the most part patient here. There have been times when the whole restaraunt is full and there have only been like 2 waitresses and people are polite and understanding. It's really nice.
I would have to say the most popular thing people order here is a bowl of chips (french fries) or potato wedges.
They have all kinds of drinks that I have never heard of so at first it was a little tough because people would say do you have such and such? and I would have to say I have never heard of that before. haha.
Of course I have an accent here, and I wonder how many tables wait until I leave the table and then guess where I'm from. Sadly, most people guess Canada. I don't think too many Americans come over here and work, because it's so hard to get a visa. There is a girl from Sweden that works there, a girl from New Zealand, there was about 3 guys from Canada, and then us Americans.
I have even had a few people guess that I was from Ireland? Ireland?! What? Now there's two accents I wouldn't mix up. Everyone asks where I'm from and what part. I never know whether to just say California or United Stats. Obviously people know where California is. Hello, they so watch the OC on t.v. Haha I actually had a girl say that to me. I guess we just have to thank L.A. and Hollywood for putting us on the international maps.
Mostly the older people just love to talk about California and what I'm doing here and what I've seen. I just love it. I could sit down and talk all day with these people.
Probably the nicest thing I'll remember is a guy around my age eating with his family. I think I messed up there order or brought it out late or something and he really didn't look that happy. Oh actually I think I might have just said something really stupid. I do'nt remember. Anyway, so he was leaving and I was all the way on the other side of the restaraunt and he made his way through the tables to come up to me. I couldn't figure out why he was coming over and he comes up and says I really hope you have a great stay over here. I was shocked, for some guy to go way out of his way to say that. It was really nice.
Everyone just loves the accent and loves to talk about it. Sometimes I am a little self concious though, because I'll say a word that they say completely different than us. Or sometimes I'll walk away and I can hear the table laughing and I always wonder if they're laughing at the way I talk. haha. so FYI don't start laughing right after your waitress leaves. Even if it's nothing about her they think it is. lol.
some pet peeves I now have about a restaraunt.
1. If the table is dirty, find another one. don't make the waitress that is very busy come wipe off that one freaking table you want when tehre are 20 others open and clean right around it.
2. If the waitress asks you if you want to start out with drinks or take a second to look at the menu...If you need a second tell her. Don't make her stand there for 10 minutes while you decide.
3. If there are 4 of you at the table, just because you have decided doesn't mean the other three have. Make sure everyone has decided before you tell the waitress you're ready to order.
4. The menu is there for a reason, look through it, pick what you want, then talk. Trust me you will have plenty of time to talk after you pick your food.
5. Read the menu! If it says breakfast stops at 11, then it really does stop at 11. No I won't go ask the chef if he can make an omelette at 3 in the afternoon when breakfast stops at 11.
Okay I guess that's enough for now.
Restaraunts here are a lot different than restaraunts in the states. Most of them are not table service. You come in order your food and then get a number. Some restaraunts bring out your food, and others you wait for your number to be called and you go up and get the food. I went to dinner with a friend and the waitress brought out our food and he said can I get some tomato sauce please and she said oh there some up at the front by the register. She wouldn't even bring him some tomato sauce. That is kind of annoying to me. I'm trying to figure out whether, Australia is lazy, for not making their employees serve the food, or Americans are lazy for not wanting to get the food themselves. I look at it as if I wanted to get the food myself I would have ate at home. So bring me my food! haha.
Our restaraunt is table service and we will bring the customers tomato sauce. They are in good hands. =)

I never really explained where I lived.
Meribeth and I live in a suburb called Wolloongabba or something like that. It is just outside the actual city of Brisbane. Walking distance actually.
We live in an old yellow house that is up on wooden stilts. There are a case of stairs in the front yard to get into the house. Once you walk up the stairs there is a covered patio with a outdoor table and chairs. It is nice because you can sit out there when it rains and watch the rain.
When you walk into the front door you walk into the living area, or as they call it, the lounge. On the right is the room of our German roommate Chris. He is here from Germany studying Business Management. He is 24 and actually knows English very well. He is a nice guy and we enjoy talking to him. Meribeth has a hard time understanding his accent but I am getting better at it.
Right next to his room is Meribeth's It is a small square room with cabinets made to be a closet.
The living area is just a couch (that is kind of smelly) and a t.v. and it is connected to the dining area where there is a kitchen table.
My room is on the side and it used to be a veranda outside. For some reason I just have a thing for outside rooms. It is made into a room with walls and everything but it used to be outside It's a large enough room though so it is okay.
The kitchen is old and rusty but it works. There are tons of dishes and food space for us so that is nice.
The backyard is huge and goes far back, but there are lots of trees and grass which can only mean more bugs, so we don't venture out there. Under the house is where our washer is and we hang our clothe s up under there.
So that is our house and we enjoy it and we have one more month left in it.

Christmas in Australia is pretty much the same as Christmas in America. Decorations are put up all over the city and stores. There is a giant Christmas tree in the center of town. People rush out to the stores to go Christmas shopping. Santa Claus still comes to all the kids houses.
So Christmas Eve we woke up and headed over to our friend Kimmie's for a Christmas Eve BBQ. It was about 10 in the morning and we all hung out outside in the nice warm weather on her patio. There was lamb, chicken, salads, potatoes, bread, and of course entrees (which is appetizers for us.) It was bright and sunny and everyone was in shorts and t shirts, which is a little different for us. We had a great time just visiting with everyone and of course we had our daily talk show about America for a while. People love to hear about it.
Some people went swimming and the rest of us just ate and talked. There were no presents involved and really everyone was jsut friends.
The Australians don't seem to be all about presents like we are. It seems like Christmas is very formal where we are compared to over here. We all dress nice, show up at a certain time, follow routines, and sit down altogether for a nice dinner.
Over here on the other hand, nobody cares about presents, people wear whatever they want to wear, eat whenever they want to eat, and even show up whenever they want. It feels more like 4th of July or Memorial day over here rather than Christmas.
After the bbq Meribeth and I went to work at about 3. We were a little anxious because we still had a little bit of shoppinig to do and the mall was going to close before we got off work. Well about 3:45 we still hadn't had a single customer, our boss said lets go home. So we closed up shop and Meribeth and I ran around the mall in record time to get a few last presents. On Christmas Eve here the malls close really early so people can get home to their families.
Our friends Louie and Brewster picked us up and took us back to their place so we could be there for Christmas morning. WE hung out for a little while, ate dinner, watched a movie, and went to bed.
The next morning we were woken up by an 8 year old and a 2 1/2 year old. Right ages, wrong kids. I imagined what Jayden and Brandon would have been doing while we were there. So the little girls sat down and began to open their sacks of presents that Santa had left them.
In this particular family, Santa actually leaves to sacks full of presents. They don't do stockings really because nobody has chiimney's here so the tradition never really took off. Nobody really could even tell me how Santa claus gets in the house. some joked that he squeezed in through the air conditioner cracks, others just said that he uses the front door.
Well after they opened a few presents everyone said well lets take a break and eat breakfast. I couldn't help but laugh because in all my 24 years I have never heard of any kids just taking a break in between presents and eating breakfast.
So we sat down for a huge breakfast. I made tipitas. We had pancakes, and raisin bread, croissants with chocolate in them (Which were absolutely amazing), and a few more things I cant remember now. IT was a very filling and fattening breakfast as all Christmas meals should be.
We all got up from breakfast and cleared the table. WE ate outside on their new deck in the sun. A few of them went and took showers, we watched t.v. a bit, then they decided they should probably open the rest of the presents.
They got me a Queensland police key chain that my name was engraved on, an Australian hat, and a bundeburg rum bikini. Bundeburg rum is made here and pretty much the only type of rum they sale. so itw as really cute.
After all that we headed over to Louie's sisters house for more food and swimming.
We got there and met everyone, and sat down to visit for a little while. They all opened a couple of presents, and then we snacked on chocolate candies and these entrees that we soo good. It was chocolate and peanut butter mixed and poured over thes Asian noodles. Sounds gross but wow so good! About an hour later we ate again. We had turkey, ham, salad, potatoes, bread, and again I can't remember what else.
Meribeth and I decided to go swimming and we played in the pool for about 3 hours. It was a nice sunny day and perfect for swimming. WE got out of the pool had a few more snacks, hung out for a little while longer and then headed home.
On our way home it started to rain, then it poured, and it hasn't stopped raining since. I said aw this is what it would be like at home right now. so we got a little of our Christmas weather too!
It was amazing to see the lack of presents there was here. Nobody celebrates Christmas for presents. Except for the kids, everyone just gets a few things, and a lot of them are small sentimental gifts. It's hard to explain but it was really different to watch. Christmas here is very casual and informal. It's just like having a bbq in the backyard and inviting some family and friends over. They really just love spending time together. Everybody welcomed us and made us feel so comfortable being at these places. It was really nice. Friends hang out as much as family.
Oh one thing that is totally different from the states is they hav Boxing day. Boxing day is a National holiday here and it the day after Christmas. It is their huge shopping day. The sales are huge on this day. Instead of celebrating Christmas Eve they celebrate on Boxing day. Some celebrate on all three days.
So that is Christmas in Australia. At least with the people I celebrated with. Christmas is Christmas, but there are a few differences here and there.

Here is an Australian Version of Jingle bells for you

Dashing through the bush,
in a rusty Holden Ute,
Kicking up the dust,
esky in the boot,
Kelpie by my side,
singing Christmas songs,
It's Summer time and I am in
my singlet, shorts and thongs

Oh! Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way,
Christmas in Australia
on a scorching summers day, Hey!
Jingle bells, jingle bells, Christmas time is beaut!,
Oh what fun it is to ride in a rusty Holden Ute.

Engine's getting hot;
we dodge the kangaroos,
The swaggie climbs aboard,
he is welcome too.
All the family's there,
sitting by the pool,
Christmas Day the Aussie way,
by the barbecue.

Oh! Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way,
Christmas in Australia
on a scorching summers day, Hey!
Jingle bells, jingle bells, Christmas time is beaut!,
Oh what fun it is to ride in a rusty Holden Ute.

Come the afternoon,
Grandpa has a doze,
The kids and Uncle Bruce,
are swimming in their clothes.
The time comes 'round to go,
we take the family snap,
Pack the car and all shoot through,
before the washing up.

Oh! Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way,
Christmas in Australia
on a scorching summers day, Hey!
Jingle bells, jingle bells, Christmas time is beaut!,
Oh what fun it is to ride in a rusty Holden Ute.

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Deck the Sheds

Deck the sheds with bits of wattle, fa la la la la la la la la

Whack some gum leaves in a bottle, fa la la la la la la la la

All the shops are open sundies, fa la la la la la la la la

Buy your Dad some sox and undies, fa la la la la la la la la

Deck the sheds with bits of gumtree, fa la la la la la la la la

Hang some deco's off the plum tree, fa la la la la la la la la

Plant some kisses on the missus, fa la la la la la la la la

Have a ripper Aussie Christmas, fa la la la la la la la la

Say g'day to friends and relies, fa la la la la la la la la

Wave them off with bulging bellies, fa la la la la la la la la

Kids and babies youngies oldies, fa la la la la la la la la

May your fridge be full of coldies, fa la la la la la la la la

Chop the wood and stoke the barbie, fa la la la la la la la la

Ring the folks in Abudabe, fa la la la la la la la la

Pop the stuffing in the turkey, fa la la la la la la la la

Little Mary's feeling ercky, fa la la la la la la la la

Rally rally round the table, fa la la la la la la la la

Fill your belly while your able, fa la la la la la la la la

Joyce and Joany, Dave and Daryl, fa la la la la la la la la

Sing an Aussie Christmas Carol, fa la la la la la la la la

Let us BBQ

Australians let us Barbeque
For Christmas time is here
We've Christmas pud and t-bone steaks
And slabs of ginger beer

We've gone and got the relies round
And we'll all have a ball
So let's kick back and have ourselves
A Yuletide free-for-all

Our forebears came from distant shores
To set this party up
So we could dine with paper plate
and polystyrene cup

On patterned plastic table cloth
We'll eat our Christmas pies
If our forebears could see us now
They'd not believe their eyes

Across this land in summer sun
In backyards small and great
We'll raise our voice in one accord
With "Merry Christmas Mate!'

In outback heat and city street
And all points in between
Come join with us and celebrate
This Aussie Christmas scene!

With sausages and coleslaw too
Then let us Barbeque.